worldsbiggestdick.lol

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$2,676.20has been spent on this. On purpose. By people who had other options.

No tape measure. No judges. No science. Just pay more than the dick above you. The biggest dick in the world is decided by accounting. Always has been.

Claim #1 for $100

This number is the entire methodology. Any amount ranks somewhere, and ties go to whoever paid first — which is never you.

Already on the board? Enter the same @handle and raise it — you only pay the difference, and you land wherever the new amount ranks. It is the only discount on this site.

Bidding means you accept the Terms and the refund policy: a rank is delivered immediately and bids are final once it is live. The refund policy lists the cases we do refund anyway. Dignity is not one of them.

Leaderboard takeover

Buy the whole first page. Everyone else gets moved off it.

Only one takeover runs at a time, so while yours is up, not even a bigger bid gets on the page. The price follows #1, so it goes up while you think about it.

$198

2× the current #1

3 hours, then everybody comes back

Fills the bid form at the top of the page with the takeover price.

re-measured every 5s while you watch

#41@nihilistic_bearHOUSE CAT$291 month ago18 clicks$29
#42@nuggett_ttHOUSE CAT$281 month ago20 clicks$28
#43@grizzeek_HOUSE CAT$271 month ago14 clicks$27
#44@RealTrugglerHOUSE CAT$261 month ago18 clicks$26
#45@japones_bostilHAMSTER$251 month ago16 clicks$25
#46@staerie_HAMSTER$241 month ago12 clicks$24
#47@andresreadskantHAMSTER$231 month ago15 clicks$23
#48@TanmayyMhatreHAMSTER$221 month ago14 clicks$22
#49@lCONlKHAMSTER$211 month ago12 clicks$21
#50@Sidhart66121885Some people buy NFTs. I bought a spot on the world’s most questionable leaderboard. Priorities. 🫡HAMSTER$201 month ago14 clicks$20
#51@mahajanpmayankHAMSTER$81 month ago11 clicks$8
#52@sakalya_mitraDrake se bakchodi nahiHAMSTER$71 month ago10 clicks$7
#53@drishu_bhaiDicks are like problems. Sabko apna bada lagta.HAMSTER$71 month ago13 clicks$7
#54@AniketKhajanchiHAMSTER$61 month ago14 clicks$6
#55@chillhours_HAMSTER$2.201 month ago14 clicks$2.20
#56@aditya_apandkarTHE REAL SNAKEHAMSTER$21 month ago13 clicks$2

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