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No tape measure, no judges, no science. Just pay more than the dick above you. Will you have the biggest dick when this site goes viral?

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Your amount decides the rank. Paying less than the #1 price still puts you on the board at whatever place that bid can take.

Already on the list? Enter the same @handle to raise it. You pay with an Amazon gift card — we tell you where to send it next.

New: Leaderboard takeover. Own the first page for 3 hours — $20,000 (2× current #1)

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