Rules
worldsbiggestdick.lol is a public leaderboard of dicks. There is no tape measure and there are no judges. You pay to stand above everyone else. Rank is the bid — nothing else. Everything below is exact: people pay real money against these rules, so nothing on this page is a joke except the subject.
The methodology
- Bids are whole US dollars, $2 minimum, $1 at a time. No cents. Nobody here is ranked by a decimal.
- Paying less than #1 still puts you on the board at whatever rank that bid can take. Equal bids stay in the order they were placed — the older bid keeps the higher rank, which is the closest thing this site has to seniority.
- Enter the same @handle again to raise that listing. The new bid must be at least $1 above what that listing already holds — not above the top bid — and it lands at whatever rank the new amount takes. You only pay the difference. Someone else cannot take your rank by paying that difference.
- A leaderboard takeover costs 2× the current #1 and locks the first page for 3 hours. Only one takeover can be live at a time. It is the most expensive thing on the site and it runs out. Both of those are the point.
What you can list
- One X account per dick. Enter it as @handle, as a bare handle, or as a link to the profile — all three resolve to the same listing.
- One listing per account. Handles are matched case-insensitively, so @Board and @board are the same bid. Paying twice for the same dick raises it; it does not give you two of them.
- List your own account, or one you have permission to list. Listing somebody else to mock them is removed without a refund. This is a board of volunteers.
- Links to sexual content are not allowed. If it is porn, NSFW, or an adult account, it does not belong on the board. The subject here is money; adult content is somebody else's business model.
After you pay
- Your listing is public. Clicks go to the profile you submitted, without query parameters. Being public is the whole product — there is no private listing, because a private listing would be indistinguishable from not paying.
- A completed payment is what claims the rank. Cards, UPI and wallets are handled by Dodo Payments, which is the seller of record and issues the receipt.
- Your rank is not permanent — anyone can outbid you at any time. That is the game, and not grounds for a refund. The refund policy lists the cases we do refund.