Rules
worldsbiggestdick.lol is a public leaderboard of dick s. There is no tape measure and there are no judges. You pay to stand above everyone else. Rank is the bid — nothing else.
How ranking works
- Bids are whole US dollars, $2 minimum, $1 at a time.
- Paying less than #1 still puts you on the board at whatever rank that bid can take. Equal bids stay in the order they were placed — the older bid keeps the higher rank.
- Enter the same @handle again to raise that listing back to #1. The new bid must be at least $1 above the current top bid; you only pay the difference. Someone else cannot take your rank by paying that difference.
- A leaderboard takeover costs 2× the current #1 and locks the first page for 3 hours. Only one takeover can be live at a time.
What you can list
- One X account per dick . Enter it as @handle, as a bare handle, or as a link to the profile — all three resolve to the same listing.
- One listing per account. Handles are matched case-insensitively, so @Board and @board are the same bid.
- Links to sexual content are not allowed. If it is porn, NSFW, or an adult account, it does not belong on the board.
After you pay
- Your listing is public. Clicks go to the profile you submitted, without query parameters.
- A completed payment is what claims the rank.